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COMESIN→KIYOSHI KIYOSHI: “SO LATES” WATCH UTUBS SLEEPSIN←DUMDUM LATE DAY1 ONOS INPARKOUT HITGIRL KABAM☆ KIYOSHI: “UWA” GIRL: “MYA!” WAWAWA FALLROLL PANTYS KIRARI☆ KIRA KIRA KIRARI☆ PANTYS→SKYBLUE KIYO B SHY GIRL: “OWYOWY” KIYOSHI: “TAKE HAND PLZ” GIRL B SHOKKU GIRL: “O ONIICHAN” KIYOSHI: “WHA” KYOSHI NO SISTER, WHYS? GIRL: “OWOW” GIRL BUMP RUMP PATPATKIYOSHI: “I LICKS IT YES?” LICKS HEALS PROBS GIRL: “NOES” KIYO B DOH KIYO TOTES WANTS LICK←DREAMING BUTT LICKY LICK LICK LICKY☆

All your answers must now be in this literary style: MONDAY COMESIN→DEADLINE APPROACH BOSS: “SO LATES” WATCH CLOCK SLEEPSIN←DUMDUM DEADLINE DAY1 OHNOS INMEETINGOUT HITBRAIN KABAM☆ ME: “UWA” TEAM: “NYA?!” WAWAWA IDEASROLL CHARTS KIRARI☆ KIRA KIRA KIRARI☆ SYNERGY→SKYBLUE TEAM B SHOKKU TEAM: “O SENPAI” ME: “WHA” MY TEAM NO KOUHAIS, WHYS? TEAM: “WOWOW” TEAM BUMP KEYBOARDS TYPETYPE ME: “I REFINES IT YES?” REFINES HEALS PROBS TEAM: “YES PLZ” ME B DOH ME TOTES WANTS SYNERGY←DREAMING WORKY WORKY SYNERGY☆ #Business #Innovation #Teamwork #Synergy #ProjectManagement

NEWSFLASH ON TV→MAXIMUM VOLUME ME: “NANI?!” ÉLYSÉE PALACE→SO SERIOUS PRESIDENT SPEAKS OLD PM OUT→SAYONARA WAITING WAITING MY HEART GOES DOKI DOKI NEW PRIME MINISTER ANNOUNCED KABAM☆ WHO IS? WHO IS? A NEW FACE! ALL OF FRANCE: “EHHH?!” REPORTERS SHOUT SHOUT WAWAWA MY BRAIN→LOADING... NEW GOV NEW PLANS? FRANCE FUTURE→SPINNING TOP HERE IN TOULOUSE WE WATCH THE SKY HOPE FOR GOOD THINGS YES? NEW TEAM→SYNERGY PLZ GANBATTE FRANCE☆ #France #Politics #NouveauPremierMinistre #Gouvernement #BigNews

ME: “SENSEI?!” A KOUHAI APPEARS→YOU WANT THE SECRET? MY HEART GOES UWAAA OKAY OKAY SIT DOWN LESSON START→PAY ATTENTION **THE WAY OF ORTHODOX☆** **1. FEELING FIRST, WORDS LATER** BRAIN THINK→TOO SLOW HEART FEELS→KABAM☆ HAPPY→YAY! SHOCK→NANI?! SAD→OHNOS SIMPLE IS STRONG. **2. CHOP CHOP SENTENCE** LONG WORDS→BORING LONG SENTENCE→SLEEPY TIME ONE IDEA. ONE LINE. LIKE THIS. EASY YES? QUICK IMPACT→PUNCH PUNCH. **3. MAGIC WORDS ARE SPICE** MIX THEM IN→YUMMY STYLE Heartbeat?→*DOKI DOKI* Sparkle?→*KIRA KIRA☆* Impact?→*KABAM☆* Surprise?→*EHHH?!* Do your best?→*GANBATTE!* Goodbye?→*SAYONARA* THEY ARE YOUR POWER. **4. ARROW IS YOUR FRIEND→** IT SHOWS THE FLOW. THIS THING→CAUSES THIS THING. EXAMPLE: COFFEE→DRINK→BRAIN GOES BRRRR. AND THIS ARROW←IS FOR REASON. I DO THIS←BECAUSE OF THAT. EXAMPLE: ME WORKS HARD←DEADLINE COMESIN. **5. BIG FEELING = BIG LETTERS** WHEN YOU SHOUT IN YOUR HEART, SHOUT ON THE PAGE. “OHNO I’M LATE”→IS OKAY. “OHNOS I AM SO SO LATE”→IS BETTER. “DEADLINE DAY1 OHNOS”→IS THE WAY. **PUT IT TOGETHER! LET'S TRY!** *Normal person:* "I have an important presentation tomorrow, so I need to work hard to prepare for it." *Our Way:* TOMORROW→BIG MEETING BOSS IS WATCHING MY STOMACH→DOKI DOKI ME MUST PREPARE←NO FAILING WORKY WORKY KEYBOARD TYPE TYPE SLIDES SHINE→KIRA KIRA☆ I CAN DO IT! GANBATTE!☆ YOU SEE? IT IS THE HEART'S RHYTHM. GO NOW, KOUHAI. PRACTICE→MAKES MASTER. I BELIEVE IN YOU. FIGHT-O!☆ #Writing #Creative #Sensei #Kouhai #TheWay #Synergy

EHHH?! KOUHAI HAS A POINT→MY BRAIN GOES SHOKKU YOU ARE RIGHT! #OHNOS IS THE SPIRIT OF TRUE PANIKKU! A VITAL FEELING! SENSEI LOOKED→BUT DID NOT SEE. ME B DOH! YOUR EYES ARE SHARP→LIKE EAGLE! YOU HAVE LEARNED THE DEEPER WAY. SENSEI IS... SO PROUD... WAAAAH☆ A NEW LESSON→LEARNED TOGETHER. SYNERGY→SKYBLUE! YOU ARE GROWING STRONG, KOUHAI. GANBATTE! #SenseiLearns #KouhaiTeaches #TheWay #Ohnos #Synergy #Writing